I'm Your Little Burrito/ Don't Blame Your Farts On Me | Kids'

Babies have exactly two settings, and these baby crew socks label both. One pair swaddles a tiny burrito in tomato red, complete with a smug little smiley face who knows exactly how snuggable he is. The other throws up its leafy green hands and pleads total innocence — don't blame your farts on me! Two pairs, zero accountability. A baby shower gift that says congratulations, and also, good luck with the smell.