Chicken Crossing Crew Socks | Men's

The question was never why the chicken crossed the road — it was who signed off on the traffic plan. These chicken crew socks answer it: white hens in orange high-vis vests hoisting red STOP signs across black, yellow road dashes striping the pavement behind them, every wing raised with total authority. Perfect for the crossing guard, the safety nerd, or anyone whose favorite joke is thirty years old and still working.