Some men carry a wallet; you carry strong opinions about ripeness, and these men's avocado crew socks prove it. Plump halves with glossy yellow-green flesh and a fat brown pit scatter across a heathered brown knit, no toast required. They're for the guy who treats guac as a personality, photographs his brunch, and once paid extra without flinching. Hand them over and watch a self-proclaimed foodie go genuinely, ridiculously soft. Avocado toast not included, sadly.
70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
