Protect Your Nuts crew socks crack a cheeky joke with a cartoon squirrel, a punny crowd-pleaser for the guy who loves a groan-worthy gag. A wide-eyed squirrel clutches its precious acorn on the oatmeal-tan leg above the bold "Protect Your Nuts" lettering, finished with cozy brown cuff, heel, and toe. Unisex and one-size, these make a winning gift for the dad, the outdoorsman, the white-elephant exchange, or anyone whose humor leans gloriously lowbrow.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
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