Navy crew sock toe-down reading &
Two navy bald-humor socks worn on a model showing the saying and no-comb symbol
Side view of the navy hair sock showing the full question and red crossed-out comb
Standing side view of the navy sock with partial lettering and the no-comb symbol
Navy bald-humor sock with Funatic header card showing the &
Navy crew sock toe-down reading &
Two navy bald-humor socks worn on a model showing the saying and no-comb symbol
Side view of the navy hair sock showing the full question and red crossed-out comb
Standing side view of the navy sock with partial lettering and the no-comb symbol
Navy bald-humor sock with Funatic header card showing the &

With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair Crew Socks | Unisex

$12.99
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With A Body Like This Who Needs Hair crew socks own the bald-and-proud joke with total confidence, a hilarious gift for the chrome-domed legend in your life. The heather navy leg poses the cheeky question in light-blue and white letters above a red no-comb symbol, finished with bright gold heel and toe. Unisex and one-size, these are a perfect pick for the proudly bald dad, the shiny-headed buddy, or anyone who turned hair loss into a punchline. Comfy, casual, and full of swagger.

70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic

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  • Orders over $49 receive free Economy shipping
  • Not located in AK, HI, or U.S. Territory

Below are the time estimates for delivery. Please note: although the vast majority of orders fall within these date ranges, these times are estimates and are not guaranteed.

Shipping Overview

Contiguous U.S. Shipping

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Under $49 		Order Total
$49 and Over

Economy

Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 2–7 business days for transit*
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- Ships UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery)

$5.99 FREE!

Standard

Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit*
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$8.99 $2.99

Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories Only

Shipping rates and free shipping thresholds differ for these destinations.

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Standard

Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 3–8 business days for transit*
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$11.99 FREE!

Expedited

Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit*
- Ships USPS Priority

$19.99 $13.99

*Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.

**International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.

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