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These men's Selective Hearing crew socks are a wink-worthy gift for the guy who hears "dinner's ready" but never "take out the trash." A charcoal-black sock spells out "SELECTIVE HEARING SPECIALIST" in white and gold lettering framed by playful dashes, with crisp gray heel, toe, and cuff and a trio of gold stripes near the toe. Witty, comfy, and endlessly relatable, they're a perfect gag gift for dads, husbands, or any proud master of tuning things out.
★★★★★Erika B.Beautiful socks, great prices, speedy delivery and a lovely handwritten note!
★★★★★Loren M.Arrived very quickly and I will definitely order from them again!!
★★★★★Mary T.The socks are so cool and comfy, and the customer service was incredible!
★★★★★Bella V.This is one of my favorite stores ever!
★★★★★Jensen M.Amazing selection and great prices, also very friendly staff.
★★★★★Michael G.The biggest selection of socks I’ve ever seen in my life.
★★★★★Valencia B.Love the design and quality of the socks and they came quick!
Quality You Can Trust
Starting in 2016, Knock Your Socks Off features Oregon's largest selection of specialty and novelty socks.
Order before 4 PM (Pacific Standard Time), and we'll get your order packaged up right away and shipped by the next day!
