Protect Your Nuts crew socks crack a cheeky joke with a cartoon squirrel, a punny crowd-pleaser for the guy who loves a groan-worthy gag. A wide-eyed squirrel clutches its precious acorn on the oatmeal-tan leg above the bold "Protect Your Nuts" lettering, finished with cozy brown cuff, heel, and toe. Unisex and one-size, these make a winning gift for the dad, the outdoorsman, the white-elephant exchange, or anyone whose humor leans gloriously lowbrow.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
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