Poop Happens Crew Socks | Men's
Down in the dumps? Hey, man. We get it. Your car broke down and your hair is thinning and your parents are making you move out of the basement. However, DO NOT FRET. Your swag has no limitations and neither will your spirit when you show the world that you don't give a *crud when poop happens - and these socks say just that.
*turd, crap, single poop
65% cotton, 15% nylon, 15% polyester, 5% spandex
Knock Your Socks Off is pleased to offer free U.S. shipping on all orders meeting the criteria below:
- Orders over $49 receive free Economy shipping
- Not located in AK, HI, or U.S. Territory
Below are the time estimates for delivery. Please note: although the vast majority of orders fall within these date ranges, these times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Overview
Contiguous U.S. Shipping
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Order Total Under $49 |
Order Total $49 and Over |
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|---|---|---|
Economy
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 2–7 business days for transit* |
$5.99 | FREE! |
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories Only
Shipping rates and free shipping thresholds differ for these destinations.
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Order Total Under $69 |
Order Total $69 and Over |
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|---|---|---|
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 3–8 business days for transit* |
$11.99 | FREE! |
Expedited
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$19.99 | $13.99 |
*Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
**International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
