My Bladder Owns Me Ankle Socks | Women's
My Bladder Owns Me ankle socks are the laugh-out-loud gift for anyone who plans their day around the nearest restroom. A cream foot rises into a hot-pink cuff and heel, with a cheery retro rainbow striping up the back and the relatable confession stamped right on top in pink. These women's novelty ankle socks turn an everyday truth into a wearable wink. A perfect, affordable giggle for moms, friends with tiny bladders, and anyone who'll get the joke.
50% combed cotton, 48% Nylon, 2% spandex
Knock Your Socks Off is pleased to offer free U.S. shipping on all orders meeting the criteria below:
- Orders over $49 receive free Economy shipping
- Not located in AK, HI, or U.S. Territory
Below are the time estimates for delivery. Please note: although the vast majority of orders fall within these date ranges, these times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Overview
Contiguous U.S. Shipping
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Order Total Under $49 |
Order Total $49 and Over |
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Economy
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 2–7 business days for transit* |
$5.99 | FREE! |
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories Only
Shipping rates and free shipping thresholds differ for these destinations.
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Order Total Under $69 |
Order Total $69 and Over |
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|---|---|---|
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 3–8 business days for transit* |
$11.99 | FREE! |
Expedited
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$19.99 | $13.99 |
*Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
**International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
