It All Hurts and I'm Dying Crew Socks | Unisex
These unisex 'It All Hurts and I'm Dying' crew socks say what your whole body's thinking after leg day, a road trip, or just turning thirty, complete with a crossed-bandage badge for full dramatic effect. Charcoal up top with a striped cream foot, they deliver deadpan, relatable humor for anyone running on fumes. A hilarious gift for the gym buddy, tired parent, or perpetually exhausted friend who finds it funny because it's true.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Knock Your Socks Off is pleased to offer free U.S. shipping on all orders meeting the criteria below:
- Orders over $49 receive free Economy shipping
- Not located in AK, HI, or U.S. Territory
Below are the time estimates for delivery. Please note: although the vast majority of orders fall within these date ranges, these times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Overview
Contiguous U.S. Shipping
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Order Total Under $49 |
Order Total $49 and Over |
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Economy
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 2–7 business days for transit* |
$5.99 | FREE! |
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories Only
Shipping rates and free shipping thresholds differ for these destinations.
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Order Total Under $69 |
Order Total $69 and Over |
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|---|---|---|
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 3–8 business days for transit* |
$11.99 | FREE! |
Expedited
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$19.99 | $13.99 |
*Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
**International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
