Dumpster Fire Green Crew Socks | Men's
This is fine. Everything's fine. These Dumpster Fire crew socks feature a cheerful little green dumpster fully ablaze, smiling through the flames above the words 'EVERYTHING'S FINE' on a gray leg with green cuff, heel, and toe. It's the official mascot of getting through the week. For the coworker juggling nine deadlines, the friend with a chaotic group chat, or honestly anyone alive right now, this is the gift that turns a meltdown into a punchline.
75% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 3% Spandex
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
Contiguous U.S.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii and U.S. territories
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
Good to know
- *Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
- International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
