Death Before Decaf Crew Socks | Men's
Some people negotiate with their caffeine intake; the owner of these men's skeleton coffee crew socks would sooner rattle straight into the afterlife than accept a mug of decaf. A grinning skeleton sips from a steaming skull-and-crossbones cup while dripping orange letters spell DEATH BEFORE DECAF over deep black, all framed by rusty orange cuff, heel, and toe. Morbidly hilarious and weirdly motivational before 8am. The perfect gift for the office espresso fiend who treats the coffee maker like life support.
70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
Knock Your Socks Off is pleased to offer free U.S. shipping on all orders meeting the criteria below:
- Orders over $49 receive free Economy shipping
- Not located in AK, HI, or U.S. Territory
Below are the time estimates for delivery. Please note: although the vast majority of orders fall within these date ranges, these times are estimates and are not guaranteed.
Shipping Overview
Contiguous U.S. Shipping
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Order Total Under $49 |
Order Total $49 and Over |
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Economy
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 2–7 business days for transit* |
$5.99 | FREE! |
Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii, and U.S. Territories Only
Shipping rates and free shipping thresholds differ for these destinations.
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Order Total Under $69 |
Order Total $69 and Over |
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Standard
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 3–8 business days for transit* |
$11.99 | FREE! |
Expedited
Estimated Delivery: Ships same or next day + 1–5 business days for transit* |
$19.99 | $13.99 |
*Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
**International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
