Captain Distraction crew socks for the friend who walks into a room and immediately forgets why. Tangled orange, pink, and red arrows zigzag every which way across a warm marigold field, pointing confidently at absolutely nothing, while brown heels and toes anchor the chaos. The bold lettered patch makes the title official. A spot-on gift for the wonderfully scattered, the perpetual tab-opener, or anyone whose train of thought derailed somewhere around wait, what were we doing.
53% Nylon Combed Cotton Spandex
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
New arrivals and the occasional sale, straight to your inbox.
