Nurses Can't Fix Stupid but They Can Sedate It crew socks serve up scrubs-room humor with a wink, the ideal gift for the nurse who keeps the whole floor sane. The soft heather-blue leg states the cheeky truth in clean white letters, with a comfy ribbed cuff and a low-key matching foot. Unisex and one-size, these make a great appreciation gift, stocking stuffer, or grad present for the RN, the night-shift hero, or any healthcare worker with a sharp sense of humor.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
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The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
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| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
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