These men's Selective Hearing crew socks are a wink-worthy gift for the guy who hears "dinner's ready" but never "take out the trash." A charcoal-black sock spells out "SELECTIVE HEARING SPECIALIST" in white and gold lettering framed by playful dashes, with crisp gray heel, toe, and cuff and a trio of gold stripes near the toe. Witty, comfy, and endlessly relatable, they're a perfect gag gift for dads, husbands, or any proud master of tuning things out.
65% combed cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex
