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My Bladder Owns Me ankle socks are the laugh-out-loud gift for anyone who plans their day around the nearest restroom. A cream foot rises into a hot-pink cuff and heel, with a cheery retro rainbow striping up the back and the relatable confession stamped right on top in pink. These women's novelty ankle socks turn an everyday truth into a wearable wink. A perfect, affordable giggle for moms, friends with tiny bladders, and anyone who'll get the joke.
★★★★★Erika B.Beautiful socks, great prices, speedy delivery and a lovely handwritten note!
★★★★★Loren M.Arrived very quickly and I will definitely order from them again!!
★★★★★Mary T.The socks are so cool and comfy, and the customer service was incredible!
★★★★★Bella V.This is one of my favorite stores ever!
★★★★★Jensen M.Amazing selection and great prices, also very friendly staff.
★★★★★Michael G.The biggest selection of socks I’ve ever seen in my life.
★★★★★Valencia B.Love the design and quality of the socks and they came quick!
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Starting in 2016, Knock Your Socks Off features Oregon's largest selection of specialty and novelty socks.
Order before 4 PM (Pacific Standard Time), and we'll get your order packaged up right away and shipped by the next day!
