I Speak Fluent Sarcasm crew socks are the perfect gift for the quick-witted smart aleck who has a comeback for everything. A rich heather-burgundy leg keeps things dressy enough for work, while clean white lettering up the shin states their native language loud and clear. One size fits most, so these unisex novelty socks make an easy, affordable laugh for coworkers, teens, and dry-humored friends. A go-to for birthdays, Secret Santa, and stocking stuffers with attitude.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
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