Death Before Decaf Crew Socks | Men's
Some people negotiate with their caffeine intake; the owner of these men's skeleton coffee crew socks would sooner rattle straight into the afterlife than accept a mug of decaf. A grinning skeleton sips from a steaming skull-and-crossbones cup while dripping orange letters spell DEATH BEFORE DECAF over deep black, all framed by rusty orange cuff, heel, and toe. Morbidly hilarious and weirdly motivational before 8am. The perfect gift for the office espresso fiend who treats the coffee maker like life support.
70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
Contiguous U.S.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii and U.S. territories
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
Good to know
- *Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
- International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
