Alien Abduction Crew Socks | Men's

Somewhere out there, an alien filled its abduction quota with a single confused Holstein. These men's alien abduction crew socks immortalize the moment: a flying saucer beams up one lucky cow with a tractor-beam glow while the rest of the herd grazes the striped green hills, chewing through the apocalypse without a care. Navy night sky, light-blue cuff, the whole cosmic gag. A perfect gift for the conspiracy buff, the farmer with a sense of humor, or anyone who's always suspected the cows know something we don't.