Babies have exactly two settings, and these baby crew socks label both. One pair swaddles a tiny burrito in tomato red, complete with a smug little smiley face who knows exactly how snuggable he is. The other throws up its leafy green hands and pleads total innocence — don't blame your farts on me! Two pairs, zero accountability. A baby shower gift that says congratulations, and also, good luck with the smell.
68% Cotton, 30% Nylon, 2% Spandex
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The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
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