Books Make Me Happy... Crew Socks | Unisex
These unisex book lover crew socks tell it like it is: "Books make me happy, you, not so much," stacked in bold white and yellow letters with a sly smile, all on a cool gray background banded with purple stripes. Cheeky and proudly antisocial, they're a perfect pick for the introverted reader who'd rather finish a chapter than make small talk. They make a hilarious birthday or book-club gift for any bookworm with a sense of humor.
70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Orders of $49 or more ship free with Economy shipping anywhere in the contiguous U.S.
Orders ship the same or next day. The delivery times below are estimates: the vast majority of orders arrive within these ranges, but they are not guaranteed.
Contiguous U.S.
The lower 48 states and Washington, D.C.
| Shipping option | Orders under $49 | Orders $49 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Economy Ships same or next day, then 2–7 business days in transit* UPS Ground Saver (UPS hands off to USPS for final delivery). PO Boxes use this option. | $5.99 | FREE |
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* UPS Ground. | $8.99 | $2.99 |
Alaska, Hawaii and U.S. territories
Shipping rates and the free shipping threshold are different for these destinations.
| Shipping option | Orders under $69 | Orders $69 and over |
|---|---|---|
| Standard Ships same or next day, then 3–8 business days in transit* USPS Ground Advantage. PO Boxes use this option. | $11.99 | FREE |
| Expedited Ships same or next day, then 1–5 business days in transit* USPS Priority. | $19.99 | $13.99 |
Good to know
- *Transit times are estimated and cannot be guaranteed by Knock Your Socks Off.
- International shipments (outside of the United States): Knock Your Socks Off is not responsible for any additional charges, duties, taxes, or brokerage fees.
